Zombie Goats from Outer Space

Yup. I'm breeding them. Anyways...

I'm like super bored with little internet time nowadays. I drool mindlessly over some stuff I found on the floor the other day. I don't know exactly what it is, I don't want to trust it either, but I just choose to drool over it.

So I'm trying to learn My Own Savior, by Iced Earth, on my bass. That's going well, but it's only the last part that gives me a problem. Tons of 16th notes that fall into a little riff that makes my hand go all chancla. Same goes with all the other songs I'm learning or trying to master. Maybe Mexico has a bad habbit of getting all musician hands all chancla and maybe that's why their music kinda sucks.

So I ate shit the other night. I was going out to get a lighter so we can get the water heater going. I tried to walk over a chain that I could clearly walk over and next thing I knew it was face-meet-ground. All you heard after the loud "woah!" was "ahahaha! I'm a dumb ass" and then I got up and walked away. Three minutes later I was like "FUCK! I landed on my elbow."

If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm ranting out of boredom.

Hmm... There's some Scotch Whiskey over here... Maybe it's time to have some fun...

Speaking of which... My dad's never seen me drink so he got all O.O when he saw me take a couple of straight shots like a champ. Then my godfather, who lives over here, laughed at him because of all sorts of funny things he said. Hmm...

Time to go feed the goats! What should I feed them tonight? Babies? Aborted Fetuses? Cow? Or should I go with a conventional thing and just use hay? We have a shit ton of hay, btw. That's what we grow. Oh! And Eucalyptus! We planted like 120 eucalyptus trees not too long ago... As well as some Purple Rose as they called it. Iono, I have no idea what these Spanish names are.

There's road kill on the road outside of our house. It's been there for over a week. There's like no meat left, only a pelt. Maybe I should grab it and sell it for money.

interesting O_O. i say u should start a revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so hard to do around here! People are so unmotivated! Hmm... Maybe I should start my own legend with that road kill pelt and walk around looking all beat up with it on and then attack people!

"el crazy badger man"?

I'd need claws for that... It was a dog that got run over... Hmm... I think i can pull it off.


Edit: I'll try to get some of those Wolverine claws from trueswords

Lol have fun with that o_O

Ahahaha, or maybe I'll just go around cutting off goat horns and wearing them.

now that sounds fun!

Damn straight! I'll even sharpen a few and stab people with them!

goat horn knives? id buy one of those

Me too! They'd be bamf knives!